Black hole coloring book
Only one crayon needed.
Don't need to stay within lines.
Great for learning handicapped.
Only used once, never opened, small stain.
False book jackets
To slip over a novel in public places:
Example: while waiting for your car: How to Win Lawsuits Against
Your Car Mechanic
Bag-lady racquetball racquet
Chocolate covered hard-boiled egg on a stick